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the-last-teabender:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

Disney princess in training.

awwww-cute:

Apples don’t fall far

awwww-cute:

Apples don’t fall far

Once I met Seguin and while we were talking, my friend was digging in my bag and she was like why do you have so many packs of gum and I said 'I like gum.' And he was like 'What did you say?' I said 'I like gum.' Then he laughed and was like 'I thought you said you like cum. I'm sorry. Do you want some of mine. I-I mean the gum. Let's restart completely. Hi I'm Tyler.' I almost cried. It was so funny.
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pascaldupuis:

Wow. I heard he was a party boy…..

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

tytnetwork:

For some reason Fox News allowed Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson to give his opinion on the problems with ISIS, unwittingly showing that Christian fundamentalists and Muslim fundamentalists are extremely similar.

smbc-comics:

A Sexual Tyrannosaurus

smbc-comics:

A Sexual Tyrannosaurus

ovechwecan:

Jonathan Quick’s backyard is a rabbit wonderland 

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..

maitrebate:

ive been on this website for 4 years, lord knows ive seen some shit but this is without question the WILDEST thing i have ever laid eyes upon

maitrebate:

ive been on this website for 4 years, lord knows ive seen some shit but this is without question the WILDEST thing i have ever laid eyes upon

tastefullyoffensive:

Since 2012 Canadian artist Andrew Lamb has been adding pop culture characters to Neighborhood Watch Signs around Toronto.

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via maydaykoigo)
hellabaka:

never stop dreaming

hellabaka:

never stop dreaming

ruinedchildhood:

Chill it’s a metaphor

ruinedchildhood:

Chill it’s a metaphor

Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo
Every Bro Ever (via frecklesandstitches)