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if there’s anything comfortable in this world, it’s sitting in bed half-naked at 1:30 while a muffled kenny chesney song plays outside the window

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

thank you for this knowledge

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

thank you for this knowledge

mapsontheweb:

Hate Groups per Million Residents in the US

mapsontheweb:

Hate Groups per Million Residents in the US

caseyanthonyofficial:

malkiewicz:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I like making people uncomfortable almost as much as I like making them laugh

he says as he blows a dog on a bus

Yeah but that’s more for me tbh

thelindsaytuggey:

cultmasterflash:

Life goals 

I hope this man achieves his goal.

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

bless you, i finally know what the hell “draught” is supposed to be

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

bless you, i finally know what the hell “draught” is supposed to be

carryonmy-assbutt:

strykeroptic:

miss-evening:

komeada420:

deathpoolquinn:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

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what

And this:

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Because we don’t watch porn. We read it.

And our minds are our 1080p HD full screens.

With good acting

we also have enough brains to use incognito 

in hell there is a computer shared by your whole extended family with no incognito function or antivirus

riseofthebigfour:

sawebee:

zeebeey:

sobbing

me too

this is why i love nicknames. Because then when it’s serious time, and they person calls the other person by their REAL name, you know that they are either terrified, 100% not joking, or extremely worried. 

muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking

muscleluvr2:

mew2:

cougarrrrrrrrrrrr69:

100% very real certified doctor

the balls enter the vagina when??????

what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking

robotmango:

episode nineteen and a half: castiel’s newfound followers are bored with moving from motel to motel and working on locating metatron and also with watching castiel write and delete text messages to dean winchester without sending them. “we want to do something,” they tell him. he says he realizes they wish to fight, but that the situation is complicated. “no,” they explain. “we want to go bowling.” apparently this motel’s welcome packet had a brochure for the recreational facility across the street. castiel takes seventeen angels in adult bodies to the Lucky Strike Lanes And Batting Cages and purchases a Family Fun Pack. he watches his new garrison throw bowling balls into the gutters with abandon and make up rude names for themselves on the computerized scoreboard. “it’s difficult to be a leader,” castiel tells his waitress. she doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about.

Dean Winchester Meme: Reoccurring Themes (4/4)

↳ Lame Comebacks

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school