that’s literally all they are. a big boner.
tis that time of year again where the supernatural fandom freaks out about unfounded shit and makes it hard to be around them
i’ll be over here, waiting til i’ve actually seen an episode to point out its shortcomings
The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.
Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING
omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU
i think straight boys might be gay
of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something
ashton: i refused to sign boobs once.
michael: you can’t refuse to sign boobs.
calum: you can if they’re really young.
when asked during an interview if they refused to sign anything before.
sometimes i get new followers and i’ll look at their blogs and literally nothing about me should appeal to them
but i’ve just realized i’m their shame blog
i’m the blog they follow to hide their secret interests
welcome my lost children, it is okay, do not shy away from the light that i have to offer you
I love this
"you come here often?"
"hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-"
"FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF"
"hey let me buy you a drin-"
"LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?"
"I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!"
"SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE"
|—||Natalie Dormer - SDCC 2014 (via anneboleyns)|
Humphrey Bogart, vers 1939